On Socks And Where To Put Them

CNN... uhmm.... "commentator" (?) Jack Cafferty is mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore.

It's time for the Republican Party to tell former Vice President Dick Cheney to put a sock in it.

Here we are 100 days into the new administration of Barack Obama, and Darth Vader is still wandering around grumbling about why the new administration is all wrong.

100 days, Jack? We had to listen to Carter, Gore, and both Clintons prattle on for 8 YEARS! Oh... and you can add to that mix of former politicians the Janeane Garofalos, the Alec Baldwins, the Barbara Streisands, the Dixie Chicks(es), and every other liberal Hollywood elitist snob delusional enough to feel as though their opinions on well... anything, really... carried more weight than us common folk.

But I guess since all those I just mentioned were liberals speaking out against a conservative president, it didn't warrant a staunch scolding from Mr. Cafferty.  

Back then, dissent was patriotic.

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Does It Really Surprise You That Garofalo Is A Hypocrite?

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Paltrow Seized With Stupidity

Gwyneth is worried. Apparently your shampoo will kill you and your children:

Gwyneth Paltrow has been branded ‘loopy’ by scientists after warning that products such as shampoo could be linked to cancer.

The actress and wife of Coldplay singer Chris Martin says she was ‘seized with fear’ after reading research about what she calls ‘environmental toxins’ – chemicals which are present in everyday items. [...]

She made the claims on her website goop.com, where she usually airs her views on her favourite restaurants and organic food recipes.

She said: "A couple of years ago I was asked to give a quote for a book concerning environmental toxins and their effects on our children. While reading up on the subject, I was seized with fear about what the research said. Foetuses, infants and toddlers are basically unable to metabolize toxins the way that adults are, and we are constantly filling our environments with chemicals that may or may not be safe."

Unfortunately not everyone (and by everyone I mean knowledgeable people) agree with her. Loopy Goopy Gwyneth's warnings are "rubbish" say scientists:

"It does annoy me when celebrities use their position to spout nonsense. They have a perfect right to their views, even if they are loopy, but they do hold a position of influence. You may as well ask someone on the Underground."

So said Dr. Hugh Pennington, emeritus professor of bacteriology at Aberdeen University.

Oh, and Gwyneth? Dear, if you plan to continue this affected "British-ness" with your speech and spelling at least be consistent. If you spell "fetus" as "foetus" - then spell "metabolize" as "metabolise". The expert conclusion? Don't drink your shampoo by the gallon (sorry - "litre") and you'll be fine, Gwyneth.

Shampoo - It Isn't A Beverage

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