Wow. An Athlete On 'Roids. Who'd Have Guessed.

Mark McGwire Admits Using Steroids

This is about as "surprising" as Michael Stipe admitting he's gay. About as "shocking" as Obama's speech on terrorism. About as "staggering" as a Kennedy at happy hour. About as "flabbergasting" as finding a Muslim in al Qaeda. About as "astonishing" as Ann Coulter saying something hyperbolic. You get the picture.